Yo Flo…give me a fuckin menu and take my goddamn order already. I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes lookin at your trailer park asses and wondering why the fuck this place has not been replaced with a Starbucks yet.
Listen, you can’t be ugly AND inept, Miss America.
Perhaps not. However, you apparently can be a low grade follicle-challenged cooterballoon as well as a Sucky Yelper at the same time.
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This is why most of us from New York State want to wall off New York City and spray the whole thing down with Agent Orange.