Bev M., La Mesa, CA – Em’s Boobs / 5 Stars

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Sooo…Is the necklace a reference to the holiday or the person wearing it?

Oh my lord.

I can put my weed in here.

And my phone.

And my bong.

And a small African child.

Seems legit.

In an effort to further delegitimize Yelp in general, ol’ Bev here chimes in with a breast fetish review. Though while she’s busy storing everything from narcotics to Third World inhabitants in there, she certainly won’t be able to fit her brain alongside them because that’s the one thing she’s obviously misplaced.

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One Response to Bev M., La Mesa, CA – Em’s Boobs / 5 Stars

  1. Sweetbutdeadly

    If there was a site called yelpers who like to f—- random guys on yelp, they’ll be on it. True.

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