Thanks to Linda P. for bringing this Sucky Yelper to our attention!
Never have I been so angry at a waiter before. I waited a few days to write this review so that I could calm down and I wouldn’t spit out profanities throughout this review. My coworkers were here on a weeknight. We ordered a few drinks at the bar then a table opened up so we sat down and ordered more. The waiter at our table was just outright not friendly. I don’t know what his deal was.
Anyway, my friends and I were eating a bag of chex mix from my purse. He scolded us and told us we weren’t allowed to have outside food in. Okay that’s understandable; they serve food here, they probably want us to order; that’s fine. An hour or so later and let me remind you that we have been ordering drinks the whole time and were spending $$$, I sneak a bite. My friends see me and they do too. Again, we get yelled at. We were standing up and about to leave and so we decide to snack again. Like 30sec later, he comes over and warns us a THIRD time if it happens again he’ll kick us out. HELLO?! We were already putting on our coats. Very big threat… I swear he was watching us for that opportunity to make us leave. It wasn’t as if the bar was even busy and we were taking up room for other people. And seriously, I’m eating from my purse, it is not out in the open on the table. It was not smelly food like McDonalds or something nor were we causing a mess. Chill the F out. Three warnings for something so minor when we were paying customers? Is that really necessary? There are PLENTY of other bars that we can go to in the general vicinity and this place obviously does not offer anything unique.
We work across the street and I know people who work next door. They have seriously lost a lot of business – either because their rules are too strict or they don’t know how to train their waiters. And if I get a few more people to turn away through yelp, works for me.
Can you smell that? That is the unmistakable stench of Sucky Yelper entitlement in all its fetid ripeness. Apparently ol’ Jen here is under the impression that shelling out a few bucks in a restaurant on drinks also buys the right to bring in your own food and then become indignant when called out on it. You betcha, Jen…We’re guessing you also sneak your own popcorn into movie theatres, bring your own tea bags to a bistro and ask for a cup of hot water, read the entire magazine while you’re at the bookstore, snag as many free ketchup packets as you can get away with, steal milk crates, inflate the scope of damage after a car accident to get more money, wear a dress one time and then return it and say it’s your friend’s birthday when it isn’t just to get the free dessert. But worst of all, you do the suckiest thing that the suckiest of all Sucky Yelpers do – threaten to damage or take down a business with your Sucky Yelper review! To which we affectionately reply…
Basically, it is a LIABILITY. If “Jenn” weren’t such a stupid bitch she would know this.
If she were to get sick and start blowing chunks once she got home to her studio apartment it would be difficult to determine whether the illness was food-born, and if it was, whether it came from something the restaurant prepared or something from her purse. Since Americans are so quick to blame everyone BUT THEMSELVES it’s safer for businesses to just avoid the issue, since people’s instinctive reaction to any sort of misfortune is to HOLD ANYONE ELSE ACCOUNTABLE.
I hope that she chokes on the next bag of chex mix and GOOD FOR THE WAITER for bouncing her pathetic ass.
Nothing to see here, folks. Just another entitled yelper bitch who believes rules only apply when it benefits her.