This fried chicken place has bettah breasts than my ex-wife! So I says to the waitress, I says, ‘No, but I’ll have anudduh Diet Coke!’
A waiter called me ma’am. Also, the sauce was a little too saucy for my taste. I’m sorry, but I expect better service from a restaurant featured in Time Out NY. One star!
We were somewhere around the South Side on the edge of town when the drugs began to take hold. I was halfway through my third course when the giant bats appeared.
There was a smelly guy sitting in a booth next to me. Couldn’t enjoy my meal. This place sucks!
Don’t listen to the four hundred 5-star reviews. When I went the music was too loud!
Here are the series of events leading up to my visit to this place: the websites I visited, the reviews I read, the mood I was in, the time I arrived, the conversation I had with the maitre’d, the things I tried based on reviews (and which reviews I most expected to agree with).
No word on how the food actually was. Always includes the phrase “imagine my surprise.”
I never comment on these sites, but I just had to share my story.
lol this place is awesome!!!!11! joe was an amazing bartenderand omg haaaaa drink the witchesbrew,or maybe 6lol hahahahah loveit LOVE YOU JOE!!!!!!!! (sent at 4:47am)
Ugh, I loved this place before all the hipsters found it. Avoid.
There was nowhere for my stroller and they didn’t have any high chairs. No, I didn’t call in advance to ask, I shouldn’t have to.
Service was slow and the bill was expensive when I reserved a table for me and all my bridesmaids. We each ordered a completely different 10-ingredient cocktail and they gave some of us the wrong drinks. We did not leave a tip. Later we realized they had automatically added one! We will NEVER do a bachelorette here again.
This place previously housed my favorite restaurant, and now it houses a new one. I haven’t eaten at the new one but it SUCKS! Just like this whole neighborhood does these days.
I ordered plain noodles with sesame sauce on the side at the Chinese food place and it was not good, so the beloved general tsos chicken and the award-winning dim sum is overrated.